One admirer straddles the dong and takes it for a long, hard sleigh ride while other suitors impatiently wait their turns. The “Mall Santa”Ī popular queer straps on a big, red dildo and sits in a sturdy chair. For an extra merry footing, try Swiss Navy’s butt lube, which contains clove oil and smells exactly like a holiday Yankee candle. The “Stocking Stuffer”Īn experienced, lubricated deviant gets on their hands and knees while an experienced dom with adequately-trimmed toenails foots their ass. One femme returns another femme’s gloves. They brush their nipples together until they simultaneously orgasm. One well-endowed babe hovers their bosom over an eager cutie’s chest. Every ten minutes, the caboose gets to move to the front so they can have a jolly good time, too. They simultaneously reach around to the sexpot in front of them, pull their underpants to the side, and perform hand sex of any kind on each other. The “Five Golden G-Strings”įive or more hotties in skimpy lingerie sit in a line while leaning against each other. Optional: Partner #1 shouts, “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!” 5. Partner #1 holds partner #2’s hair while they bump and grind. Partner #2 faces away from them and straddles their hips. When the weather outside is frightful, you and your sweetie can snuggle into the same sweater and feel each other up. If you live in a cold climate, you understand the challenge of having sex while staying warm. They fist each other with their generously-lubricated right hands while simultaneously drinking eggnog (or a dairy-free alternative) with their left hands. Two audacious queers sit facing each other. Cutie tells bae they’ve been naughty this year (or nice, depending on what they like to hear). Bae kneels below them and services the cutie with their mouth. One cutie perches on the edge of a table. Try these positions to add some spice (ooh, is that nutmeg?) to your sex life this December.
It’s about hopping in the sack with a partner (or three) and engaging in some virtuous, old fashioned giving and receiving. The Autostraddle Encyclopedia of Lesbian CinemaĬhristmas is cumming! That’s right - baby J’s birthday is no longer about virgin births or cancelled flights or explaining the merits of veganism to your flat earther uncle.